I have been driving the same car for nine years.
I have been living in the same house for two and a half years.
I have been parking that car in the same place for the past two and a half years.
I sometimes even park in in that place at night.
So HOW did I manage to take a chunk out of my fence with the side of my car? HOW???
We did assess the damage and neither were fatally injured. Which is fortunate, because I'd much rather admit to my husband what I did than admit it to my mechanic. Because it's difficult to watch a grown man cry. BECAUSE HE'S LAUGHING SO HARD AT YOU.