Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Why having children who can read is a problem.

"Mom, what's 'E.D.'? The cartoon says there's a rabbit with E.D. and I think it's supposed to be funny."

"Mom, this guy had a job as a towel boy in a brothel. What's a brothel? It's B-R-O-T-H-E-L."

"Mom, what's rehab? All the cartoon characters are going to cartoon rehab. Grimm has to go to rehab because he can't stop drinking out of the toilet."

ARRGH! My head is going to explode and it's only the second day of summer. Send help.

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