I showed my littlest child a sonogram picture of his new cousin this morning. It was a picture of the baby's head, clear as day - you know, the ones that even your husband can tell what they are?
I asked him what he thought he saw.
"SNAIL. It's definitely a snail."
We won't talk then about when I had sonogram pictures on my fridge of my littlest child, when about after three months, I realized that the last picture - the one I couldn't quite figure out? The one that had an arrow and the word, "boy" typed on it? Yeah, baby p*rn in my kitchen. Same kid who thinks his cousin is a snail.
So, yes, baby snail, we are so happy to see you. Even if you are a snail.