Once upon a time, there was a princess who hardly ever shopped. But one day, she found the perfect little rug for her house. It was so perfect that she bought two, one for the back door and one for the front door. She was so happy.
Prince Charming came home from work and they were happily eating dinner. The royal dog barfed in a giant, noisy pile in the middle of the princess' new rug near the back door, which was within smelling distance of the kitchen table. The princess said to Prince Charming, "Oh, I bought new rugs today. What do you think? I loved them up until about a minute ago."
The Charmings hosed off the new rug that didn't smell so new any more. Then they lived happily ever after.