Or at least neighbor of the year.
He's so kind and caring, that when our neighbor mistakenly leaves his dogs' excrement in our yard, my husband gives it back to the neighbors. He EVEN goes so far as to have a special tool, once known as a child's rake, specially designed for this purpose.
I mean, because if your dog left such a treasure, wouldn't you want to make sure that you claimed it and didn't just give it away to the lucky soul who just happened to live next to you? It's generous and all, but we really can't accept such a gift. It's just too much.