I have to wake my children up on school mornings.
On this particular morning, I go to the oldest first and wake him. Upon his waking, he toots at me. Okay, fine, whatever, as long as you get yourself dressed.
I woke the middle one next. She aimed at me and giggled. Ugh, this is going to be a great morning.
I went to wake the baby - okay, he's not a baby, but he's my baby - and he really worked one up. They all about passed out from laughing so hard.
What on earth have I done to deserve being farted at by three different little people first thing in the morning??