I checked the mail this morning, and surmised to myself, outloud, that I guess the mailman doesn't deliver the mail when it rains.
The oldest child said, "Mom, I thought the mailman was supposed to deliver the mail, even in inclement weather."
That kid is a dictionary and encyclopedia, wrapped in a sixty pound package.
Oh, yeah, and did you know, that technically, you could fit the entire population of the world into the state of Rhode Island? I didn't think so either, but was proven wrong by the same eight year old.